[ Matching his tone: ]

I came out to have a bad time and I feel so very called out right now. But I don't know if you can say that I'll be fine if you're going to eat me. Wait. Does this count as vore. Bondage and vore?

This really does look like a plot for a really bad doujinshi. . . this really is the worst way to die.

[ And yet she isn't fighting it. At all whatsoever. ]

Also I don't, but you clearly haven't seen the internet.