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foundationmods) wrote2018-11-29 04:47 pm
GRAVEYARD
[On the instant of your death, you're suddenly outside of your body - probably staring down at the remains it's become.
Yet, you're not alone. For all of you (except Szayel), a young man appears from behind you, his face set into a firm, yet sad, scowl. His shaggy strawberry blonde hair is pretty eye-catching, along with the black and white Shihakusho he wears and the large sword on his back, even as he gently tries to lead you back into the lobby and away from what was once your body. You can still clearly hear and see the living, if you want to try - but they can't see or hear you.
'Welcome to the world of the dead in this Resort,' he says, quietly. 'Looks like you're stuck here with the rest of us.'
He hands you a tablet, just like the one you had before. "You'll need this if you want to keep talking to them,' he explains, looking sad.
It looks like you've passed on, and yet...You still feel like you have a role to play in all of this.]
Yet, you're not alone. For all of you (except Szayel), a young man appears from behind you, his face set into a firm, yet sad, scowl. His shaggy strawberry blonde hair is pretty eye-catching, along with the black and white Shihakusho he wears and the large sword on his back, even as he gently tries to lead you back into the lobby and away from what was once your body. You can still clearly hear and see the living, if you want to try - but they can't see or hear you.
'Welcome to the world of the dead in this Resort,' he says, quietly. 'Looks like you're stuck here with the rest of us.'
He hands you a tablet, just like the one you had before. "You'll need this if you want to keep talking to them,' he explains, looking sad.
It looks like you've passed on, and yet...You still feel like you have a role to play in all of this.]

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But then he sees Ichigo picking up and carrying Inaba and Shirou and--
....
well, plans change.
He collapses dramatically on the couch]
Oh! Suddenly I am just overcome with fatigue! My legs... they're like noodles...! HowEVER will I reach the third floor?
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[Hi, Szayel]
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[pause for effect]
But he won't.
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[Iwai starts going up the stairs. If he finds Ichigo along the way, he sure's going to bodily block the way, saying loudly to him]
Ghost guy, gonna need your help with somethin' up there. Saying no isn't an option, so follow me.
[If Ichigo is a pushover like Szayel says, then keeping him away from Szayel is the best way to ruin Szayel's fun]
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And just
Walks right the fuck past]
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oozes off the couch
and pouts]
Ice cold, Kurosaki....
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I'm not carrying you.
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(now he's just doing that weird thing again. What was it called? "playing"?]
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And you... well.
[ :)!!! ]
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No, I'm not!!
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[wink wonk
from his
awkward position on the couch. Though now he's just sort of lying with his torso on the ground and his hips and legs n the couch, looking up at Ichigo
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[Oh my god???]
And you're not allowed to make a 15 joke, you asshole!
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Goes over, slowly.
Is it going to happen? Is Szayel going to be picked up?]
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Touches Szayel's side
in order to grab the bottom of the couch and flip it over.
Lmao nerd]
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!!!...
.....!
not what he wanted.
He makes an awkward sort of squawking noise as the couch is flipped over on him.
SO CLOSE!
BUT!! HE DID GET TOUCHED.
he'll count it as a win for now]
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